Looking for funny white elephant gift exchange ideas? Well, let this article be your guide. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect gift by the end of this article (or at least be humored).
1. Squatting Garden Gnome
A realistic depiction of a garden gnome doing his gnome business in a squatting position.
Perhaps gnome has had too much spicy food.
2. Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Real hand sanitizer with label that reads “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals”. Maybe you did or maybe you didn’t. Either way here’s a hand sanitizer for you to use before we shake our hands.
3. Wood Art Mannequin Hand
Everyone appreciates receiving a wooden mannequin hand as a gift. It makes a proper decor piece. By the way, this mannequin hand is actually useful for people who draw. Other uses include using it as a jewelry holder.
4. Banana Stress Toy
A healthy stress-relieving banana toy. The color is a bright and vibrant yellow.
5. Gigantic Donut Pool Float
Big pool float with the design of a part-eaten Simpson donut.
Bikini model not included.
6. Best Cook Ever Apron
A ridiculous apron designed for the best cook ever. Bright, high-saturation yellow for the attention.
7. Embrace La Toe T-Shirt
A funny white elephant gift that has a social agenda. Help bring awareness to camel toes (camel, the animal). Encourage people, men and women, to embrace the toe.
8. Poop Pillow
He is happy with a huge smile. He is a poop pillow.
9. Elephant Creamer Server with Handle
Serve creamer, milk, coffee and more with this beautiful white elephant server.
10. Squirrel Nutcracker
This squirrel cracks nuts for you. He may or may not eat the nut himself though.
