Looking for funny white elephant gift exchange ideas? Well, let this article be your guide. I’m sure you’ll find the perfect gift by the end of this article (or at least be humored).

Funny White Elephant Gift Exchange Ideas
Funny White Elephant Gift Exchange Ideas
1. Squatting Garden Gnome

A realistic depiction of a garden gnome doing his gnome business in a squatting position.

Perhaps gnome has had too much spicy food.

Squatting Garden Gnome
Squatting Garden Gnome
2. Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

Real hand sanitizer with label that reads “Maybe You Touched Your Genitals”. Maybe you did or maybe you didn’t. Either way here’s a hand sanitizer for you to use before we shake our hands.

Maybe You Touch Your Genital Hand Sanitizer
Maybe You Touch Your Genital Hand Sanitizer
3. Wood Art Mannequin Hand

Everyone appreciates receiving a wooden mannequin hand as a gift. It makes a proper decor piece. By the way, this mannequin hand is actually useful for people who draw. Other uses include using it as a jewelry holder.

Wood Art Mannequin Hand
Wood Art Mannequin Hand
4. Banana Stress Toy

A healthy stress-relieving banana toy. The color is a bright and vibrant yellow.

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Banana Stress Toy
Banana Stress Toy
5. Gigantic Donut Pool Float

Big pool float with the design of a part-eaten Simpson donut.

Bikini model not included.

Gigantic Donut Pool Float
Gigantic Donut Pool Float
6. Best Cook Ever Apron

A ridiculous apron designed for the best cock cook ever. Bright, high-saturation yellow for the attention.

Best Cook Ever Apron
Best Cook Ever Apron
7. Embrace La Toe T-Shirt

A funny white elephant gift that has a social agenda. Help bring awareness to camel toes (camel, the animal). Encourage people, men and women, to embrace the toe.

Embrace La Toe T-Shirt
Embrace La Toe T-Shirt
8. Poop Pillow

He is happy with a huge smile. He is a poop pillow.

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Poop Pillow
Poop Pillow
9. Elephant Creamer Server with Handle

Serve creamer, milk, coffee and more with this beautiful white elephant server.

Elephant Server with Handle
Elephant Server with Handle
10. Squirrel Nutcracker

This squirrel cracks nuts for you. He may or may not eat the nut himself though.

Squirrel Nutcracker
Squirrel Nutcracker